The Sthmorange

The sthmorange is both a phrase and a plant. The plant, if pulled out of the ground, looks like a orange tree but completely circular and seven feet in diameter. It grows its fruit both under and over the ground. It was discovered by Anthony Faustus some were in Madagascar.
The phrase Sthmorange means random or erratic. I could be used in a sentence such as "That ice cream tastes sthmorange." or "Boy is he sthmorange." It is also the only word that rimes with orange. So don't believe the lies. Thank you.
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P.S. Sorry. We don't have a picture.

The Answer Q

We present our first discovery the Answer Q. Lets say your doing a major exam in Algebra. Lets also say you didn't study. You’re staring at the answers and have no idea what to do. What do you do? The answer my friends is Q or the Superimposing Trans-Dimensional Quandary Extirpator for short. All you have to do is write the upper case letter in the picture above with a zinc nib, Peacock and Ostridge quill, in an ink made of peanut oil originating in Sri Lanka, perfectly. Then !Poof! The question, and sometimes the whole book, disappears from all known existence.

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PS. If you do try it. Don't do it wrong. Please.

The New Place of Nonsense

Hey you all. Welcome to The Encyclopedia of Nonsense, things you never knew you needed to know. We take every fact of nonsense wether is a story, poem, idea, or something you made up and use it in our Encyclopedia for all to see. Sadly the Encyclopedia is still in the making so we need you, the public, to post your ideas for our use.
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